What to buy with your #TrumpBucks?

Have the Trump Bucks hit your accounts? If not, check out these sweet deals to stimulate the American economy.

Your $1,200 could get you:

300 Big Macs from McDonald’s but make sure you bring your stretchy pants and the guilt of burying your future ancestors in global debt. In case you missed it, the Bigger Mac and Lil Mac are on the way. It’s the news we needed.

  • 12 years of a Brazzers subscription. It is free right now, I heard from a friend.

  • 7 and 1/2 years of Disney +, Hulu, and ESPN+  subscriptions to take your eyes off your bank account and back on the new virtual bread and circuses.

  • 1,500 of Ching’s finest wings in Honey Gold or Honey Hot. Just the way the city of Memphis wants them eaten at home with a bathtub full of blue cheese.

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